Worst Pick Up Lines

So, we all had a blast with the That's YAmore blogfest and got in the mood for romance.  But now the holiday is over, and I decided I'd give Beth Fred's Anti-Valentine's Day Blogfest a go (for all you V-day haters out there).

The rules are simple: post a worst date or worst Valentine's story.  If you don't have one, make one up.  Then visit at least 3 of the other blogs on the tour.  Simple, no?

I must be incredibly fortunate because I don't really have a worst date story I can recall.  I do have a couple of absolutely horrid pick-up lines I can share though.

1.  Guy comes up to me at a bar and tells me I look just like his dead ex-fiance.  (All I can think is, please God, don't let him be the reason she's dead.)

2.  Guy comes up to me at a party and literally jabs a key into my side.  "Does this turn you on?" he asks.
"What? No." I answer.
He shrugs.  "It works on some people."
Me: "It probably works on some cars too.  Loser."  Okay, so I added the loser part now, but seriously... he obviously was, right?

So what's the worst pick-up line you've ever gotten (or used!)?