Top 5 Reasons I'm a Not-So-Closet DORK

1.  I got totally geeked out over buying the school supplies for my 5 and 6 year old daughters.  I separated everything and then slipped the supplies into their backpacks while they slept. I felt like Santa Claus.

2.  When my hair is driving me nuts & I can't rummage one of the dd's hair clips from out of my purse, I use a small binder clip.  Note: dorky but effective.

3.  The only "sport" I ever lettered in when I was in high school was marching band. *hangs head in shame*

4.  The only "Greek" organization I belonged to in college was Eta Sigma Phi -- it's the Classics Honor Society.

5.  My day job is being an appellate attorney. I know, you probably don't even know what that is.  Just think: she sits in front of a desk all day researching and writing and hardly ever has to interact with other people.  It's sort of my dream job.
 
So there you have it -- cold, hard evidence that I am just as big of a dork (and maybe more so) as I think I am.